The Adventures of Lily the Cat (As Told By Lily)

So I like to annoy my human as much as possible. I've told you about Marco Polo, but I also have this other game I play of How Slow Can I Walk in Front of My Human? It goes like this: As soon as she wants to walk anywhere, I get right in front of her and walk really slow and make sure to be in her path the entire time. And just when I think she's going to trip, I run off and go lay down. She makes her warbling sound at me in a tone I can only assume is appreciation of how cute I am. I find it greatly entertaining, and just in case she is mad at me, I will go give her cuddles to remind her just how sweet I really am. It works every time.

The Adventures of Lily the Cat (As Told By Lily)

Ever heard of that game Marco Polo? I love that game! So I like to play it whenever I can. My human seems to love playing the game too. I'll just randomly start a round, sometimes I'll even be in the same room as her, just to see if she's paying attention. I've found the best way to play Marco Polo is to be as loud as possible and repetitive until she responds, that way my human knows for sure I'm playing the game. It's so much fun! Especially at night when she's turned out all the lights and is laying in that nice big bed of mine I let her use.